(Lois: That must have been happened the night we tried role-playing)
Lois: Oh, I need a spanking, I’m a bad bad girl!
Peter: And I’m a paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points, I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1D4 damage, as my half mage welds his +5 Holy Avenger.
Lois: Paladins can’t use the helm of disintegration!
Peter: Then I’m a black guy! ^^