Englishman: Oh, it’s Cricket! Marvelous game, really. You see, the bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that „fag“ means „cigarette“.
Peter: Well, someone tell this cigarette to shut up.